combusticate:

a new york

time’s

best selling

author

yep

he’s famous

so proper and well behaved

john green everybody.

that’s john green.

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

sweetguts:

almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game

My internet Friends are Real!

karl-the-statue:

jamietheignorantamerican:

I’ll always be there for you.

Because that’s what friends are for.

I am proud to say, I actually got tears in my eyes from this… it is so true… I can’t stand it when people say internet friendships/relationships or whatever aren’t real…… I feel like crying… they do not understand

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

alexkisu:

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

FUCK HAHA

OH MY GOD

the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just

buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST

akatriel-rowanborn:

walkwthoutrhythm:

elfgrove:

spookystriderass:

sydferrett:

why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style

why wouldnt you be excited about that

WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS.

When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it.

See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.

hifrancesca:

lolipopsummers:

seinen-engel:

Hi all of you need to read this now.

needed this

Everybody read this. I am beautiful and so are you

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich