a new york
so proper and well behaved
john green everybody.
that’s john green.
I love books, music, television, and other irrelevant things.
My life anthem is "My Own Worst Enemy".
My ask box is always open, so please don't hesitate to talk to me.
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this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life
almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
My internet Friends are Real!
I’ll always be there for you.
Because that’s what friends are for.
I am proud to say, I actually got tears in my eyes from this… it is so true… I can’t stand it when people say internet friendships/relationships or whatever aren’t real…… I feel like crying… they do not understand
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
FUCK HAHAOH MY GOD
the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just
buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style
why wouldnt you be excited about that
WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS.
When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it.
See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.
Hi all of you need to read this now.
Everybody read this. I am beautiful and so are you
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich