March 2012
61 posts
phiLOLZophy: Words and Phrases You Don't... →
philolzophy:
Literally. This word means exactly what it looks like. The literal definition of something. As if I were to say, “This original text of the Bible literally instructs you to kill ladies who wear their hair uncovered!” Not, like, “It is literally freezing out tonight!” or, “You literally pissed…
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum sends an innocent text message to his mother and autocorrect makes it say something racy.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego while barefoot.
This blog is too funny.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
February 2012
61 posts
I dont know why this is so funny →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
Watchdefeating:
localmyth:
god bless america
I don’t have words.
thedruff:
PASSING THIS SHOULD BE A PREREQUISITE BEFORE GETTING INVOLVED WITH HEATED ARGUMENTS ON TUMBLR
“Rick, I’m sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up, but...”
– JON STEWART, on Rick Santorum saying JFK’s historic speech on the separation of church and state makes him want to “throw up,” on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
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strawberry-jam-wolf:
joshishollywood:
bergmanngabor:
pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
This comparison would only work if Harry Potter deserved to win anything
Win all the Oscars you can folks....
loldemort:
theskyis:
Peter Jackson is back with The Hobbit next year.
It’s already over.
feeling infinite: The rest of the Academy Awards: →
alexander-sexgard:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A…
